Pet Care Planner Pillows

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"I was almost that last year."

Dogs

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

"Hello? Is that the canine help line?...."

Christmas Pets

Babies.

"Cat park"

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

'...and notice how they like playing with string.'

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

"Great - Now what would be the second thing you'd do if you had opposable thumbs?"

'So much for the will! Now, before you start celebrating, I suggest you think about inheritance taxes, because, according to my calculations, you will be left with. . ."

'What does he mean, we're not on the list?'

Too cute for comfort.

Jasper wasn't used to dealing with snowstorms before winter, let alone before Halloween...

"Don't be silly, it's not an aquarium: It's my pantry..."

"There's nothing like dog-walking for making new friends...."

'Halloween. Why should cats have all the fun?'

'To make a long story short, your biological clock has jet lag.'

It's time to treat your dog to Le Bon Chien.

Dr. Mary G. Wells Obstetrician. Open Labor Days.

"Once I finish obedience school, I plan to stray around Europe for a year."

"I borrowed it from my neighbor, he's a big tennis guy."

"We're having cocktails, you should come by!"

"The wait is killing me so I'm taking a day off from looking forward to Halloween."

Bus stop in the desert - 'It wouldn't hurt to wait around for a little while.'

"They know me here."