Playroom Planners Pillows

'I knew there was a reason mom was so anxious to buy me this toy!'

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

Tree house.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"If you have any gossip, tell me now - she could come back ay second."

What can I play?

"So a play date next Tuesday, okay? Have your people call my people to set it up."

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

'I've got to go, Mom -- my playgroup called an emergency meeting.'

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

Spider's Web Trampoline

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

"That's what happens when you leave your teddy bear with your other stuffed animals."

Babies

"Better put out notepads and pens in case any of them has an idea."

"It's a game where we roll the dice to see which destination wedding we should spend our savings on this year."

"Tuesday's out - back-to-back nanny interviews. Wednesday's potty training. I can playdate Thursday. How's 3:15?"

A Family Out For A Walk In The Country.

'Is it all right if I have a snack out of the refrigerator?'

Kid sheltering from rain inside a vault box.

'They've been playing nicely all afternoon: It was a great playdate...'

'... I'll take the handoff to the tailback, then give the ball to my stunt double here, and he will dive head-first into the end zone.'

101 uses of a dead cat: rocking horse

"So much for eternal rest."

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'