Playroom Designer Pillows

What can I play?

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

Tree house.

Board Game Hunter

Sir Desmond Murgatroyd

Swing

"Your tea party numbers are way down this month Jerry."

Constructing your own prison!

David Hockney

'Do you do anything with the old casks?'

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

A Scene From 'Henry V'.

David Hockney

Switchback Playground.

"That's what happens when you leave your teddy bear with your other stuffed animals."

David Hockney

101 uses of a dead cat: rocking horse

'Pssst. Go play in your new fun house or you'll hurt daddy's feelings.'

Turandot

Child to another child - 'En garde!'

Salvador Dali - Memorial Park

'It's a Sam Shepard play with the usual props - burnt toast, live animals, and a penis or two.'

'Darling, you remember that unbreakable toy we bought him? He's used it to break all the others...'

Diplo

"Lawsuits must really be getting out of hand."

"Don't worry son. We're going to get you the best money that medicine can buy."

"If I'm going to have a baby brother, can I help design him?"

Tarnhelm

'No, it's not the Rapture - The kids next door got a trampoline.'

'Ok - I'm thinking baroque style with a pillared apse and a waterfall in the atrium. Oh - and do we have a permit?'

'Check out my new bed: Titanium frame, extra firm mattress... Should last for years...'

Extremes meet - A very tall guest is shown to a short bed.

"Beats me how it works... but if you sit here long enough a little snack pops out."