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'I knew there was a reason mom was so anxious to buy me this toy!'

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

Tree house.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"If you have any gossip, tell me now - she could come back ay second."

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

What can I play?

"So a play date next Tuesday, okay? Have your people call my people to set it up."

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

You know, if you made it with a sphere, it wouldn't need a railing. Plan.

'I've got to go, Mom -- my playgroup called an emergency meeting.'

What did I tell you two about somersaults?

Spider's Web Trampoline

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

Babies

Praying for a goal assist.

'I see you've renamed your portfolios Moe, Larry and Curley.'

"That's what happens when you leave your teddy bear with your other stuffed animals."

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

"Better put out notepads and pens in case any of them has an idea."

"It's a game where we roll the dice to see which destination wedding we should spend our savings on this year."

A Family Out For A Walk In The Country.

"Tuesday's out - back-to-back nanny interviews. Wednesday's potty training. I can playdate Thursday. How's 3:15?"

'Is it all right if I have a snack out of the refrigerator?'

"So much for eternal rest."

'... I'll take the handoff to the tailback, then give the ball to my stunt double here, and he will dive head-first into the end zone.'

'They've been playing nicely all afternoon: It was a great playdate...'

"Wait. Let it breathe."

101 uses of a dead cat: rocking horse

Kid sheltering from rain inside a vault box.