Fun Day Organizer Prints

Limbo Day at the Palace

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

Why kangaroos hate birthday parties.

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

'...Just because you hired me doesn't mean I have to entertain.'

"Did you remember to do everything I asked, even the small things I said in passing that didn't sound like real requests?"

Adult Table - Kids Table - Kids' Friends Table

"It's states CLEARLY on my website, I'm an evil clown."

Beer Cannon

'Hey Bob, this trampoline doesn't seem to work...'

"No, having your gingerbread house eaten by kids isn't covered."

"Wow, the literary life is exhausting! Just when I finish 'What I Did On My Summer Vacation,' I need to begin my 'What I Want For Christmas' list!"

"Get some of the firm's other deadwood and form a carolling group."

'I was let down by the old bouncy castle.'

"Throw it before it's too late."

"So it's a TV show, two words. . ."

"Maybe we should just go ahead and have a kid."

Hokey Kokey accounts

Beach Scene

"Bigger cake."

In the lead up to Christmas, Santa was given his wife's shopping list...which he knew she would check twice!!

Birthday party at Lenny's Tap and Grill.

"Wait, is this a playdate?"

"Gracie, we've sitting here all day planning our first week of summer fun."

Swing by won't you?

'I'd like to borrow about $500. I'm taking my wife and 3 kids to a baseball game.'

“Worst. Playdate. Ever.”

That day the Wilsons visited the wrong petting zoo.

'All I have to do is clean up the piles of trash, laundry and dirty dishes in my room, then I'm free...'

Teddy for each day of the week

"What should we do today?"