Children's Party Organizer Prints

Why kangaroos hate birthday parties.

"It's states CLEARLY on my website, I'm an evil clown."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Cocktails on the verandah.

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Cow Pinatas

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Champagne

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Wedding Day Itinerary.

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Punt Cake

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

We'll have Manhattans...

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

Cardiac Recovery.

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

Face painting by numbers.

"How should we divide the teams?"

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"