Birthday Planner For Pets T-Shirts

"Ambitions... To get birthday treats every dog year, not every seven."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

Haute Suture

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"I was almost that last year."

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Family with pets.

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

Dogs

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

Beware of the Dog Hair.

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

Christmas Pets

Dog wearing a cone

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

Separation

Cinéma Vérité

Westminster: The after-party

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

'You're leaving if I'm going to inject him?...

'...Just because you hired me doesn't mean I have to entertain.'

Disguised Dog

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

'Good thing you called me... Yes, they've mixed worming powder with your food...'

Dogs and Cake

'What does he mean, we're not on the list?'

Adult Table - Kids Table - Kids' Friends Table

'Go ahead, open it. It's a ball.'

"It's because her boss has forgotten her birthday."