Evening Planner Gifts

'Look - forget I asked if you were free any evenings...'

'I sent out for everything.'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

I could have danced all night!

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

Create some buzz!

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

A day at the races

Networking

Wine Selection 'Here we are. Our cheapest house wine. Would the gentleman care to smell the twisty cap?'

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Dating is so expensive...

Canape?

"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

A man washing a mascot costume

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

The Streets - Night

The Importance of Planning Thoroughly in Advance

The Reaper's Arms

A Woman Holding Canapes

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'