Elegant Evening Planner Gifts

"I bet your legs are nice and warm."

'I sent out for everything.'

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

The Reaper's Arms

"Do we go out or do we stay home and open a can of worms?"

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

"We gotta find a way to increase our Halloween candy."

"Now let's share a moment of silence in memory of our portfolio."

"I'm not trying to change you. That's the personal trainer I hired's job."

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

"I haven't had smouldering, passionate sex for a while....could you put it in the diary for next week!"

"I always say; 'You don't need to spend a lot of money to have a good time on a first date."

'Come now - surely we can draw up this pre-nuptial agreement amicably.'

"Oh, she just wants attention or needs help."

'Look - forget I asked if you were free any evenings...'

Santa relaxes by Fire

'This dinner had everything necessary to make it perfect...Great food, candlelight, violinist... you clutching your chest after seeing the check.'

"Could you give me another minute? I'm not sure who's paying yet."

An Evening Around the Piano

"I knew this was your favorite."

"See you in the morning."

'Like it or not, I'm having a guys night out. I'll be at the sand bar!'

"Why do I always have to get the cheese?"

"Depending on how the next election plays out, we either get married at the botanical gardens or flee the country."

'Looks like I have a passionate moment open on the 26th. Should I schedule you?'

"If one of your ears were inside-out, would you want someone to tell you?"

Boy giving mistletoe to friend

"What should I use for our scream name?"

"Do you offer a buyer protection plan?"

"What kind of fear am I dressing for tonight -- trembling, quaking, or just some casual gibbering?"

"If I read one sentence a night, I might finish it before I die."

For her birthday Maude wanted something tall, dark and with a great body.