Comedic Garden Planners Gifts

'So much for clearing out the shed - turns out it was only all the junk holding it up.'

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Beer Garden Kit

"You'll do."

'Hey Bob, this trampoline doesn't seem to work...'

"I've designed the logo for your new social media app. It's a dirty laundry basket."

Witch uses broom from broom share program.

Hipster Yard

"They looked smaller on the website."

You said you knew how to plant a rooftop garden.

'I'll get into the garbage, Whiskers here will wreck the sofa, and you - you'll drive the getaway castle.'

"My mom set up this blind date, but then again, her favorite TV show is 'Beauty and the Beast'."

'Seeing the Winterton's Japanese garden gave us the idea. It's a Kamikaze replica. Full size.'

"One day son, all this will be yours."

"Legally, we're a farm."

Herb garden

A Gardener's Calendar: January - This is the most convenient time to work out your plans for the year.

Rooster writes out 'Things to cock-a-doodle-do.'

Leaf Blower Showdown.

Fly-drive

'Oh great. The neighbors are worming their way into another BBQ.'

In The Middle Of The Night, Peppy Suddenly Developed A Wild Craving For The Bone.

"We need a vacation..."

Machine Cog Flower

Chickens watching a lady sew seeds.

Farmer fighting off snail

"It's nearly perfect, dear...you just have to plant the flowers the coloured side up..."

"So team, it's Easter tomorrow: we need to be up early to find the eggs in the garden before the kids..."

"I'm firing a few arrows into the air. They'll fall to earth at the morning meeting after I've cleared my desk."

"So this is your plan B?!"

'And leave any chocolatey looking bits - the cat's been in the garden again,'

"You forgot to record what you planted, didn't you?"

"If we find the dry ice machine and turn it up some more, we can probably lose him."

'Frankly, it's anticlimactic.'

"And without shaking yourself, where do you see yourself in five years?"