Comedic Crime Planner Gifts

"It's escapism-as-art."

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

"You'll do."

Trilby - 'Taffy was allowed to see Gecko'.

'You're an inspector now?'

'Honey, it's not the Feds. It's the pseudo-feds.'

"Don't get caught."

Pinata Crime Scene Investigation.

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

The few moments delay was the downfall of 'The Cat'.

Mission Impossible

'Yes Sarge - looks like another carbon footprint'

"My mom set up this blind date, but then again, her favorite TV show is 'Beauty and the Beast'."

'We would like you to accompany us to the station, sir!'

Om, I will kill him, ooommm. Om, I will kill him, ooommm... Jack would later be charged with premeditated murder

A trap for Santa

'If it weren't for baseball, this whole thing could have ended much differently.'

Golf Crime Scene.

'They got me for 'hate-texting.''

"Haven't you heard? Twenty's the new ten!"

"Ooh, are those Reese's Pieces?"

Police crime scene.

"We need a vacation..."

'Yes, it was number 4, I'm positive,'

'We've searched the whole house, and there's still no sign of the evidence. To be honest, I'm starting to think we've got the wrong guy.'

"But on the other hand..."

'Watch out, he's an eclectic eel!'

"Number three. Take off the hat and sunglasses."

"Me? Keeping winning scratch cards? Never!! Champagne officer?"

Organized crime: two mobsters looking at a planning chart.

'Calm down Harold, it's just a phase some teens go through. He just shaved his coloured feathers off to express his feminine side!'

Church of the high roller.