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"It's escapism-as-art."

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

"This is the murder weapon the defendant used, your honor, and these are the tunes he butchered in cold blood."

"You'll do."

Trilby - 'Taffy was allowed to see Gecko'.

'Honey, it's not the Feds. It's the pseudo-feds.'

"Don't get caught."

'You're an inspector now?'

Pinata Crime Scene Investigation.

"My mom set up this blind date, but then again, her favorite TV show is 'Beauty and the Beast'."

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

'Yes Sarge - looks like another carbon footprint'

The few moments delay was the downfall of 'The Cat'.

Mission Impossible

'If it weren't for baseball, this whole thing could have ended much differently.'

A trap for Santa

Om, I will kill him, ooommm. Om, I will kill him, ooommm... Jack would later be charged with premeditated murder

'We would like you to accompany us to the station, sir!'

Golf Crime Scene.

"Haven't you heard? Twenty's the new ten!"

'They got me for 'hate-texting.''

"We need a vacation..."

Police crime scene.

"Ooh, are those Reese's Pieces?"

Apex Piano Movers

"Number three. Take off the hat and sunglasses."

"Me? Keeping winning scratch cards? Never!! Champagne officer?"

'Yes, it was number 4, I'm positive,'

'We've searched the whole house, and there's still no sign of the evidence. To be honest, I'm starting to think we've got the wrong guy.'

"But on the other hand..."

'Watch out, he's an eclectic eel!'

'Hey! Knock it off, will ya?'

Organized crime: two mobsters looking at a planning chart.

'Calm down Harold, it's just a phase some teens go through. He just shaved his coloured feathers off to express his feminine side!'