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"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

'First item on the agenda...Throw out the agenda!!'

"I haven't had smouldering, passionate sex for a while....could you put it in the diary for next week!"

"You'll do."

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

"Better put out notepads and pens in case any of them has an idea."

She realised it would be foolish to start a diet with third cousin Rodney's retirement party due in only 12 years.

'Come now - surely we can draw up this pre-nuptial agreement amicably.'

"I've designed the logo for your new social media app. It's a dirty laundry basket."

How to feel confident in love & war

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'

Witch uses broom from broom share program.

"The kindergarteners have breached their classroom confines, and are headed this way. We'll be overrun within minutes. What should we do?"

'I'll get into the garbage, Whiskers here will wreck the sofa, and you - you'll drive the getaway castle.'

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

"My mom set up this blind date, but then again, her favorite TV show is 'Beauty and the Beast'."

School Trip To The Beach

"Could you give me another minute? I'm not sure who's paying yet."

Chapter 3. Andrew's scheme backfires.

Fly-drive

"Want to have a few pies after work?"

Rooster writes out 'Things to cock-a-doodle-do.'

"Depending on how the next election plays out, we either get married at the botanical gardens or flee the country."

"Why do I always have to get the cheese?"

"When I win the lottery, I'm gonna spend four months a year at my South Beach condo...five months a year at my Malibu pad...and six months a year at my Caribbean beach house."

'Looks like I have a passionate moment open on the 26th. Should I schedule you?'

Don't forget that idea...we need the light to find our way back home.

'What TV dinner goes best with a sitcom?'

a drink at the pub

"We need a vacation..."