Rural Reformer Gifts

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

Chase me, chase me cows.

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

The ten ammendments

Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

"The government is adamant that a policy of removing income support from lone parents with children over 7 is in the best interests of the treasury."

Woman Bishop with vacuum cleaner. Vicar saying 'It's to appease the traditionalists.'

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

The Pooperrazzi

"Please turn to page 38 in your hymn-or-her books." The feminist cause marches on.

Real Congressional reform's a must.....

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."

Peace and Justice Return to the Joint High Commission

Sick America

Food Stamp Nation

Louis Antoine Jullien

Civil Service Reform - Equal Justice for Briber and Bribed

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

"Storm’s comin’, Clara. Better get my absentee ballot in."

A chicken coop with a loudspeaker on the roof

'So I guess it's New Year!'

'I'll be finished with the surgery by 1 o'clock!'

'It's okay, Larry, I've got this one.'

Kiss My Ring

Thinker ponders milking stool.

'Hello, Biggo Farm Equipment? How much longer is it going to take to get my manure spreader fixed?'

Terrance McWit, Attorney at Law, Last Lawyer for 387 Miles.

Send the banker -corrupt major parties a message! DON'T NOT VOTE! VOTE 3rd party!

A House of Lords Reform: 'Please do not take shotguns or dead game into the chamber.'

The Real Question