Rural Economist Gifts

"It surprised me too - I was told it hung over the Greenbelt."

Farm Humor.

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

"It's a scientific breakthrough! This seed will produce less corn...thus driving up the price!"

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

A Gated Community.

"That's the problem with liberals - they're obsessed with 'trickle down' and never 'trickle up'."

"Stimulus is like shaving - next morning you have to get up and do it all over."

'When you take out food, energy...inflation remained at a 20 year low.'

Population train.

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

Gertie, the tree climbing has to stop!

Exotic Insects Arrive in England with Imported Fruit

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

Bungee sodbustin'

Austerity Egg Hunt.

"Uh, Dad, I appreciate the 'walkin' around money,' but I need 'walkin' around New York City money.'"

I see you've caught my honey robber.'

Agricultural Testing Station: 'Over 3 Billion Compounds Tested.'

Ukraine Grain Exports

'...so as soon as I seen the old gal havin' trouble calving.;..'

Cattle farmer's super-market

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

Russian Plane Chased By Russian Wolves