Rural Economist Mugs

'Well Leaman Bros. is down 3 points and shell is up 1 1/2% but the Dow and the FTSE is looking iffey!'

"It surprised me too - I was told it hung over the Greenbelt."

Farm Humor.

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

"It's a scientific breakthrough! This seed will produce less corn...thus driving up the price!"

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

"Stimulus is like shaving - next morning you have to get up and do it all over."

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

A Gated Community.

"That's the problem with liberals - they're obsessed with 'trickle down' and never 'trickle up'."

'When you take out food, energy...inflation remained at a 20 year low.'

Population train.

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

Exotic Insects Arrive in England with Imported Fruit

Gertie, the tree climbing has to stop!

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

Bungee sodbustin'

Ukraine Grain Exports

Agricultural Testing Station: 'Over 3 Billion Compounds Tested.'

I see you've caught my honey robber.'

Austerity Egg Hunt.

"Uh, Dad, I appreciate the 'walkin' around money,' but I need 'walkin' around New York City money.'"

'...so as soon as I seen the old gal havin' trouble calving.;..'

Future Paybacks - water, $400 per barrel

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

Cattle farmer's super-market

'We like to welcome new team members with three cheers and a wet towel.'