Farmyard Economist Mugs

'Cecil and Byron are going into pork futures but Preston is interested in banking.'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

"It's a scientific breakthrough! This seed will produce less corn...thus driving up the price!"

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

Population train.

It MUST be Valentines Day!

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'

Exotic Insects Arrive in England with Imported Fruit

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

Ukraine Grain Exports

GMOs

Poultry Reading: 'Lo, Ye Sky, It Falls! Verily it does, watch ye out!'

'Be patriotic. Food prices are rising. Eat less.'

I lactate, therefore I am.

'First of all, I want you to know that my door is always open...'

'Any Questions?. . . Anyone else?'

I wonder if there's life as we know it on other planets.

'These lousy free-range chickens think that they just own the whole world!'

'The effects of winter weather on the lambing season has disastrous side effects.'

I see Jerry's had a heart attack!

Old MacDonald had a farm, ee-yi-ee-yi-oh, and on that farm he had a mirror...

'Sure, I'm rich because I lay Golden-Eggs, but the downside is that I will never have children...'

It's not enough just to 'milk me'...what's my motivation? Do I want to be milked?

This one needs re-booting!

Children of the Genetically Modified Corn

Speculators and Food Production

"To be fair, you each must lose 50 pounds..."

"Just between us, I came first, but I shredded the evidence."

'We'll leave the corn alone if you never tell that dumb story about Dorothy and Toto again.'

"I don't mind being butchered. But I can't stand the thought of my legs going in one box, my breast in another, my wings in another. . ."

"We’re going to have to be very discreet. We don’t travel together, and we don’t dine together."