Farm Life Analyst Mugs

'So...you claim Farmer Jones kept you locked up naked in a dirty sty, fed nothing but garbage and repetitively called you a filthy swine!'

'The circle is complete!'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

Support group for sheep.

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

"Well, that one got away."

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

Dedication to excellence....

You complete me!

Where Deviled Eggs come from

Boomerang cow.

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

"Static cling."

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

'Where's my glove?'

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

1,572 Performances.

'Hang on a minute...'