Farm Life Analyst Pillows

'So...you claim Farmer Jones kept you locked up naked in a dirty sty, fed nothing but garbage and repetitively called you a filthy swine!'

'The circle is complete!'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

Cow Pinatas

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Support group for sheep.

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

"Well, that one got away."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

'Trickle or Spray!?'

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Dedication to excellence....

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

Where Deviled Eggs come from

You complete me!

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

Playing pig

Boomerang cow.

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

"Static cling."

No, I don

'Bless You.'

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

'Where's my glove?'

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

1,572 Performances.