Farm Life Observer Pillows

'Are we the only two on the farm not looking forward to Christmas?'

'Step on it, Larry.'

'If I'm honest the rescue could have been executed a tad earlier.'

'It's either Carrie's grave or Amy Winehouse's bed'

'Do you still think my fear of Scottish clowns is irrational?'

'The circle is complete!'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

Cow Pinatas

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Support group for sheep.

"Well, that one got away."

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

"It's his emotional support animal."

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Dedication to excellence....

No, I don

Where Deviled Eggs come from

Boomerang cow.

You complete me!

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

"Static cling."

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.