Farm Life Observer Prints

'Are we the only two on the farm not looking forward to Christmas?'

'Step on it, Larry.'

'If I'm honest the rescue could have been executed a tad earlier.'

'It's either Carrie's grave or Amy Winehouse's bed'

'Do you still think my fear of Scottish clowns is irrational?'

'The circle is complete!'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

Support group for sheep.

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

"Well, that one got away."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

"It's his emotional support animal."

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Dedication to excellence....

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"Static cling."

You complete me!

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

Boomerang cow.

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

'Where's my glove?'

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'