Farm Life Appreciator Pillows

'I've combined the DNA of a sheep and a manatee, creating...ewe-manatee!'

Waking Up With Rooster.

'For Diahrrea in hogs? Well, first of all, I'd feed bland garbage!'

"The cow said moo, the pig said oink, the chicken went cluck cluck, I baaed and then we adjourned."

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

'That's about as Christmasy as we can get it.'

"That's it, I've lost all respect for the farm dog: I caught him rolling around in our manure!"

"If you lot cannot learn to fly you will have to go into politics."

A cows' cow

COWS: Cow dustmite

'No Ted, because I now look like 'The Batman' does not easy my pain!'

Dorian Cow's attic.

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

Neapolitan Cow Farm.

I'm comfort breaking my ass off here!

'Success has changed you.'

'Mah botty too pooty-lishious for you baby.'

"I never thought I'd hear myself saying this but I'm really not that hungry."

Aaah! Smell that lovely fresh sea air!

'Got any of those pine tree air fresheners?'

Cow using udders as skis.

'I think it's fair to say Hugh Hefner has lowered the bar a little...'

Cow

'She takes after her mother!'

I once thought like you, that I would grow old with dignity! YOU WAIT! YOU WAIT!

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'The circle is complete!'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Support group for sheep.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Sheep dog late for work

"Well, that one got away."