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'Cecil and Byron are going into pork futures but Preston is interested in banking.'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

"It's a scientific breakthrough! This seed will produce less corn...thus driving up the price!"

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

Population train.

It MUST be Valentines Day!

Exotic Insects Arrive in England with Imported Fruit

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'

Ukraine Grain Exports

GMOs

'I've been experiencing a lot of deja moo.'

"So I can eat better here at work."

Poultry Reading: 'Lo, Ye Sky, It Falls! Verily it does, watch ye out!'

'First of all, I want you to know that my door is always open...'

I lactate, therefore I am.

'Be patriotic. Food prices are rising. Eat less.'

'Any Questions?. . . Anyone else?'

I see Jerry's had a heart attack!

'These lousy free-range chickens think that they just own the whole world!'

I wonder if there's life as we know it on other planets.

'The effects of winter weather on the lambing season has disastrous side effects.'

Old MacDonald had a farm, ee-yi-ee-yi-oh, and on that farm he had a mirror...

It's not enough just to 'milk me'...what's my motivation? Do I want to be milked?

'Sure, I'm rich because I lay Golden-Eggs, but the downside is that I will never have children...'

This one needs re-booting!

"I don't mind being butchered. But I can't stand the thought of my legs going in one box, my breast in another, my wings in another. . ."

"To be fair, you each must lose 50 pounds..."

"Just between us, I came first, but I shredded the evidence."

A Chinese dragon comes for US farm products.

Farmer tacking up signs in Dairy barn.

"You're all on rations, due to the ironic rise in the cost of chicken feed."