Rural Investor Mugs

'Somehow Charlie Boy still manages to retain that down-home enthusiasm.'

Chase me, chase me cows.

Farm Humor.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

A bit of Newlyn.

A Gated Community.

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

"Ok Lassie, cut out the smart arse bit and just herd the sheep."

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

Gertie, the tree climbing has to stop!

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

'Your barn door's open.'

I've been doing sit-ups!

I see you've caught my honey robber.'

Bungee sodbustin'

Agricultural Testing Station: 'Over 3 Billion Compounds Tested.'

Extreme Sheepherding

"Quick! Get your gun, Pa! Here come the suburbs."

'...so as soon as I seen the old gal havin' trouble calving.;..'

"I said, can you hear me now...?!"