Rural Investor Mugs

'Somehow Charlie Boy still manages to retain that down-home enthusiasm.'

Chase me, chase me cows.

Farm Humor.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

Twitter that!

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

A Gated Community.

A bit of Newlyn.

"Ok Lassie, cut out the smart arse bit and just herd the sheep."

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

Gertie, the tree climbing has to stop!

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

'Your barn door's open.'

I've been doing sit-ups!

"Quick! Get your gun, Pa! Here come the suburbs."

I see you've caught my honey robber.'

Extreme Sheepherding

Bungee sodbustin'

Agricultural Testing Station: 'Over 3 Billion Compounds Tested.'

'...so as soon as I seen the old gal havin' trouble calving.;..'