Rural Observer Gifts

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Farm Humor.

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

"The end of my favorite series is near."

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

Shark food pyramid.

Domestic Spying Drones

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

'...and then I married the handsome farmer and the two hundred head of dairy cattle.'

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

A Gated Community.

"Ok Lassie, cut out the smart arse bit and just herd the sheep."

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

The world of surveillance.

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

"It's a turkey vulture, and it's got something big. Honey, where's Delia?"

"One of your delicious ducks got into my yard yesterday."

"Bob, you've been warned before. You can't come to prayer just to gather gossip material."

Gertie, the tree climbing has to stop!

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

'Step on it, Larry.'

"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!

"The neighbors' place is a pig sty! Why can't we have something like that?"

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

I've been doing sit-ups!