Rural Vigilant Gifts

The Marshall and his deputy form a human barrier against the stpread of unlimited socialist internet service providers.

Chase me, chase me cows.

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

Twitter that!

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

"Ok Lassie, cut out the smart arse bit and just herd the sheep."

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

'Okay - maybe we have a little problem here...'

The Covid Tail

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

America is first!

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

Building in the countryside

I've been doing sit-ups!

Man Diverts the Hunt...and hides the fox!

"Quick! Get your gun, Pa! Here come the suburbs."

"Thank you all for coming to this small enclosed space to discuss a deadly and highly communicable disease."

'Are you paying in cash, check, credit card or livestockfarm produce?'

Russian Roulette Spunik

"Oh look, the proposed site for the model Tesco's."

'That's the sign of a good painting!'

"You're not gonna stick that thing in my arm..! Nobody knows what's in it!!"

'So I guess it's New Year!'

A chicken coop with a loudspeaker on the roof

Central Valley Express

Terrance McWit, Attorney at Law, Last Lawyer for 387 Miles.

New Indian Strain of Coronavirus

Mother Cowmas

I've turned to the darkside!

"And this will protect him from distemper."