Rural Visionaries Gifts

"How do ya like that? They rejected our request that they build the new stadium out here!"

Farm Humor.

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

Twitter that!

Wyatt returns home to visit his old small town.

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

"Ok Lassie, cut out the smart arse bit and just herd the sheep."

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

National Optometrists Association. O.K., whose idea was it to form a focus group?…

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

"He's really excited about this new proposal to let staff take over services."

Gertie, the tree climbing has to stop!

'Don't worry...you'll grow into them.'

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

'You have a 9:00 A.M. appointment with your ophthalmologist to check your vision and a 11:00 A.M. appointment with the staff to rally the troops around your vision.'

'Your barn door's open.'

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

I've been doing sit-ups!

Developers at small African village.

I see you've caught my honey robber.'

Agricultural Testing Station: 'Over 3 Billion Compounds Tested.'

Bungee sodbustin'

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

"Quick! Get your gun, Pa! Here come the suburbs."

'Nobody move. I just dropped a contact lens.'

'...so as soon as I seen the old gal havin' trouble calving.;..'

'For heaven's sake, Armitage... Can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category??'

'Are you paying in cash, check, credit card or livestockfarm produce?'