Country Life Observer Gifts

'I'm the smae, I never know what to do in the country.'

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

"Black or white, Vicar?"

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

French wine

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

High Riders of the Old West

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"It's his emotional support animal."

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Farmer and FIsherman

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

Playing pig

"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

Farmers' Warnings.

"Herb's from Texas."

Cow and Milk

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4