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'I'm the smae, I never know what to do in the country.'

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"Black or white, Vicar?"

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

French wine

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

High Riders of the Old West

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

"It's his emotional support animal."

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Farmer and FIsherman

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

Farmers' Warnings.

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"Herb's from Texas."

Cow and Milk

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'