Rural Observer Prints

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Farm Humor.

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

"The end of my favorite series is near."

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

Twitter that!

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

Domestic Spying Drones

Shark food pyramid.

'...and then I married the handsome farmer and the two hundred head of dairy cattle.'

"Ok Lassie, cut out the smart arse bit and just herd the sheep."

When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

A Gated Community.

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

The world of surveillance.

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!

"It's a turkey vulture, and it's got something big. Honey, where's Delia?"

Gertie, the tree climbing has to stop!

'Step on it, Larry.'

"One of your delicious ducks got into my yard yesterday."

"Bob, you've been warned before. You can't come to prayer just to gather gossip material."

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

"The neighbors' place is a pig sty! Why can't we have something like that?"

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

I've been doing sit-ups!