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Rural Marketer Gifts
Looking for a gift that captures the dynamic and innovative essence of rural marketers? Our collection features products that blend humor with appreciation for their unique role in bridging communities and creating opportunities. Whether it’s a witty mug for morning motivation, a bold t-shirt that celebrates their creativity, a comfy pillow for their office or lounge, or a striking print to inspire, you'll find the perfect way to honor their pioneering spirit. These thoughtfully designed items are ideal for acknowledging their vital work and creative flair.
Cow jumping over the moonshine.
Farm Humor.
"It seemed like miles to me!"
Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).
"Your momma lied to you, boy."
'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)
"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."
"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."
"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."
"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."
'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'
Twitter that!
'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'
'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'
"I'm looking for something that says country-but-only-an-hour-and-a-half-drive-from-the-city."
"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."
A bit of Newlyn.
A Gated Community.
"Ok Lassie, cut out the smart arse bit and just herd the sheep."
Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!
How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?
'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'
Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.
Gertie, the tree climbing has to stop!
Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.
Last Reception for 200 Miles.
'Your barn door's open.'
I've been doing sit-ups!
I see you've caught my honey robber.'
"Quick! Get your gun, Pa! Here come the suburbs."
Bungee sodbustin'
Agricultural Testing Station: 'Over 3 Billion Compounds Tested.'
Extreme Sheepherding
'...so as soon as I seen the old gal havin' trouble calving.;..'
Rural Marketer Gifts Collection
Rural Marketer Mugs
Explore our collection of humorous and inspiring mugs perfect for rural marketers—great for mornings or gifting a boost of motivation.
Rural Marketer Pillows
Find supportive and inspiring pillows that celebrate the hard work and creativity of rural marketers in their daily lives.
Rural Marketer Prints
View our motivational prints that honor the energy and innovation of rural marketers, perfect for inspiring their workspace or home.
Rural Marketer T-Shirts
Discover our range of witty and bold T-shirts, ideal for rural marketers who want to showcase their creative and pioneering spirit.