Rural Marketer Pillows

Cattle farmer's super-market

Farm Humor.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

"I'm looking for something that says country-but-only-an-hour-and-a-half-drive-from-the-city."

A bit of Newlyn.

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

A Gated Community.

"Ok Lassie, cut out the smart arse bit and just herd the sheep."

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

Gertie, the tree climbing has to stop!

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

'Your barn door's open.'

I've been doing sit-ups!

I see you've caught my honey robber.'

"Quick! Get your gun, Pa! Here come the suburbs."

Bungee sodbustin'

Agricultural Testing Station: 'Over 3 Billion Compounds Tested.'

Extreme Sheepherding

'...so as soon as I seen the old gal havin' trouble calving.;..'

'Are you paying in cash, check, credit card or livestockfarm produce?'