Rural Developer Pillows

"It's no secret that rural broadband coverage is a scandal. Everyone knows that it's holding back development and it's a nightmare for locals."

A Gated Community.

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

Chase me, chase me cows.

Humans...What is their purpose?

Cow jumping over the moonshine.

Farm Humor.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

"Of course it's a stupid sign, but you wouldn't believe how much money it brings in for city hall!"

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

"You called me, boss?" "Yes, I overheard you talking to patrons about all the new planets we’ve found." "I want you to stop doing that." "At least until I’m done buying up as much of that real estate as I can. I don’t need any competitors driving up the prices." "Very bad man." "When the hipsters run out of cities to gentrify here, my properties on Gliese 581c are going to make a killing."

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

“Typical, first we lost our winter fuel payment, and now our woolly jumpers!”

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

Twitter that!

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

An English Gold Field

City Centre Development - "...We've spent all the money on the model."

'We can't really play Hide and Seek, there's nowhere to hide on the plains...'

"Sold his air rights."

"Ok Lassie, cut out the smart arse bit and just herd the sheep."

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

A bit of Newlyn.

"And when someone gets your goat, what do you suppose it is that keeps you from going and getting it back?"

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?