Rural Developer Pillows

"It's no secret that rural broadband coverage is a scandal. Everyone knows that it's holding back development and it's a nightmare for locals."

A Gated Community.

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

Chase me, chase me cows.

Humans...What is their purpose?

Farm Humor.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Of course it's a stupid sign, but you wouldn't believe how much money it brings in for city hall!"

"You called me, boss?" "Yes, I overheard you talking to patrons about all the new planets we’ve found." "I want you to stop doing that." "At least until I’m done buying up as much of that real estate as I can. I don’t need any competitors driving up the prices." "Very bad man." "When the hipsters run out of cities to gentrify here, my properties on Gliese 581c are going to make a killing."

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

“Typical, first we lost our winter fuel payment, and now our woolly jumpers!”

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

City Centre Development - "...We've spent all the money on the model."

An English Gold Field

"Ok Lassie, cut out the smart arse bit and just herd the sheep."

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

'We can't really play Hide and Seek, there's nowhere to hide on the plains...'

"Sold his air rights."

"And when someone gets your goat, what do you suppose it is that keeps you from going and getting it back?"

A bit of Newlyn.

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

Snedly and Snedly, the first company to leave the city, and take their buiding with them.

Gertie, the tree climbing has to stop!