Agricultural Educator Gifts

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

The Jeopardy of Progress

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Life is great' down on the farm.

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

A Tumble Cow

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

Biodiversity

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

Who knew grass migrates?

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club

300 cows in a field...grazing!

"We fear no more for today is our Independence Day!"

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

"Relax. They're just crows."

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

"You're famous, Angus."

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

Farmer Christmas.

An English Gold Field