Rural Education Enthusiast Gifts

Home Schooled On The Range

Cow jumping over the moonshine.

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

"Static cling."

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

Twitter that!

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

'Jimmie, run and tell your dad the tractor is flooded.'

"Ok Lassie, cut out the smart arse bit and just herd the sheep."

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

'Cows have bells because their horns don't work.'

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

'There'll be a special meeting of the board concerning the recent generous contribution of stock.'

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

'My practice is limited to small animals, Sir....'

I've been doing sit-ups!

Slow, Men at Work.

Surburban Joys - Haymaking.

"Quick! Get your gun, Pa! Here come the suburbs."

'Listen, McDonald, either knock off the E-I-E-I-O, or I call the sheriff!'

'Wilbur, I'm afraid the patient is no longer in stable condition.'

Cow wash: 'You missed a spot.'

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

'Are you paying in cash, check, credit card or livestockfarm produce?'

over crowded car.

The Farmer's Return.

"Sweet! He upgraded with a cup holder!"

'That's the sign of a good painting!'

Junior's switch to electronic chewing tobacco was short-lived.

Anyone seen my horns?

'I'm afraid to a horse a carrot is just a carrot!'