Agricultural Student Gifts

'So, basically, that's how you tip a cow.'

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

'Life is great' down on the farm.

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

View to the Future

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

Cow's straw

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

GMOs: The Next Generation

I fart more than that!

Milking the Cow.

HELLth Food Sprouts

Okay, dig that one up!

A Tumble Cow

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….

Biodiversity

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

"Relax. They're just crows."

'Who's the new guy?'

"You're famous, Angus."

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

"We fear no more for today is our Independence Day!"