Aspiring Agriculturist Gifts

"I need this grant to start my chicken farm."

"I watched a few YouTube videos, I think I have the gist of it."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'Cow in love'

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

Raptures

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

An early space launch attempt.

"They’re real."

GMOs: The Next Generation

Milking the Cow.

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

Farmer and FIsherman

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

Okay, dig that one up!

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

Free Range Employees.

Cow of BEEF

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Get on with it!

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

"If anything else, it beats bending over!"

The worm that churned!

'Shuck me.'

No caption (A mother cow is holding a calf. The baby is sucking on a pacifier shaped like udders).

Cow and Milk

"And to my son Frank, I leave my greenhouse in the country."

Police Cow!