Aspiring Farmer Gifts

'I want to go into farming,sir the idea of sowing wild oats sounds fascinating!'

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Cow in love'

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Raptures

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

An early space launch attempt.

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

Pull the udder one

Cow of BEEF

Free Range Employees.

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

No caption (A mother cow is holding a calf. The baby is sucking on a pacifier shaped like udders).

"Let's honor this young future farmer - he's ready to endure hard labor, long hours and outrageously low farm prices..."

'Dad, if God rested on the seventh day, who milked the cows?'

Niche Extracurriculars

If we build raised beds and a compost bin now

Gardening new year's plans

Cow Pilot.

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

Dogs and Chickens

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

'They used to be called sheep, and they produced wool. Now they're some sort of bioengineered creatures, and they produce antibiotics.'

Man sowing plant seed Cat sowing bird seed.

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing.

The stuff of Legend.

"Someday, son, all this will be yours..."

Biotechnology in agriculture

'The trouble with living on a farm is there are too many things a child can do.'

Farmer's credit.

'Because he was the one who had to milk her. That's why Jack traded the cow for a handful of beans.'