Automotive Agriculturist Gifts

You will always find a spot to garden

The Jeopardy of Progress

Garden.

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

GMOs: The Next Generation

Milking the Cow.

Okay, dig that one up!

Biodiversity

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

300 cows in a field...grazing!

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

Land of the Average Sized Cows!

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

Cow Pilot.

'You're stampeding yourself! You're stampeding yourself!'

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

'It's a growth industry' (tulips from Amsterdam).

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

The Rural Bidet...

Branding Consultant

"Good news. Pork bellies just dropped four points."

Snowman carrot substitute.

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

Hog magazine with litters to the editor dept.

Free Range Cows.

"Looks promising. I just hope you aren't leading us down the garden path again."

'The dept. of agriculture says yes, the environmental protection agency says maybe, and the food and drug administration says no.'

World hunger

COW. JUST COW.

'I'm pretty sure this means the price has finally hit bottom.'

Desk of an urban farm manager

Illuminating agricultural production

Agricultural Failures: Hydroponic Livestock.