Agricultural Ace Gifts

Garden.

The Jeopardy of Progress

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

View to the Future

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

'I had to overcome stereotypical misunderstandings about who makes a good leader.'

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

Biodiversity

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club

Crop duster wanted.

Alien crapload

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

Fed up with unnecessary bureaucracy?...what people don't appreciate is that if they don't fill out their C90D then how can we POSSIBLY know how many C90ds there ARE!

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

'Dear, the good doctor appears to have misplaced my file. Can you fax over your copy?'

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

"I'm going to be late... my driverless car is stick behind an autonomous tractor."

'What do you think of the new Mars Mover I just ordered from The Whole Mars Catalogue?'

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

You will always find a spot to garden

Man in radiation suit with 'Fresh Farm Produce'.

In one ear/Out the other.

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

Some genetically engineered pig

Ready, Steady, genetically Modify.

Snail trap

Cornucopia

Disraeli's Local Taxation Reform for Agricultural Interest

'With all the new laws being proposed, our tomatoes with founder genes may soon be an endangered species.'

Small time farmer sees Superfarm robots next door

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract..."

"Looks promising. I just hope you aren't leading us down the garden path again."