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You will always find a spot to garden

The Jeopardy of Progress

Garden.

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

GMOs: The Next Generation

Okay, dig that one up!

Biodiversity

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

300 cows in a field...grazing!

Land of the Average Sized Cows!

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

Cow Pilot.

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

'You're stampeding yourself! You're stampeding yourself!'

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

Snowman carrot substitute.

Hog magazine with litters to the editor dept.

Branding Consultant

The Rural Bidet...

'It's a growth industry' (tulips from Amsterdam).

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

"Good news. Pork bellies just dropped four points."

Free Range Cows.

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

"Looks promising. I just hope you aren't leading us down the garden path again."

'The dept. of agriculture says yes, the environmental protection agency says maybe, and the food and drug administration says no.'

World hunger

Agricultural Failures: Hydroponic Livestock.

'I'm pretty sure this means the price has finally hit bottom.'

Illuminating agricultural production

Desk of an urban farm manager

COW. JUST COW.

The herd of hearing.