Agricultural Technician T-Shirts

Okay, dig that one up!

Farmers and new technologies

The Jeopardy of Progress

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

The Vineyard

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Bees SOS

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

'Call me in the morning. In the afternoon, I'm out in the field.'

Yoyo sheep

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

Biodiversity

Agricultural Psychology

Pull the udder one

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

"I'm an enigma!"

Farmers' Warnings.

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club

'Who's the new guy?'

Moo! OOM!

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

Crop duster wanted.

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

Emergency room doctor about half cow: 'Farming accident. Be sensitive - she's beside herself.'

2 cows in a boat, about to go over a waterfall: Hang on a minute...or was it cats that had the 9 lives?

Alien crapload

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.