Agricultural Engineer T-Shirts

Man in radiation suit with 'Fresh Farm Produce'.

'I think I'll get me a hybrid.'

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

Obsolete: Any piece of machinery that you bought last week for $100,000.

Remote control sheepdog

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

'Should we upgrade the levees or just go hydroponic?'

'If you ask me today's farmer is getting too modern.'

Milk Machine

Milking the Cow

Give us today our daily bread!

"Stop making neonic pesticides or we're gonna sting!"

Alien crapload

'This 'tractor-thing' he's bought seems to do our work very well indeed: Early retirement for us Bob!'

'Looks to me like someone doesn't know the difference between magic beans and genetically modified ones.'

Fields too wet? One solution...

Bridge to the 21st century

Mechanization of sugar cane harvesting

'It's your basic 3D printer, innit?'

Drought 2012.

TRANSFARMERS TRACTORS IN DISGUISE!

Cane Cutting Technology

Ready, Steady, genetically Modify.

Unnaturally grown but easy-to-open egg.

"Of course I'm a Robot Sheep stupid! Where on earth did you think wire wool came from?"

"I doubt whether artificial intelligence will ever replace the farmer."

"Guess what, I've invented a new plow." "Ground breaking!"

Battery Farming

"I'm thinking about going big."

Cyrus Hall McCormick

"I'm going to be late... my driverless car is stick behind an autonomous tractor."

Farming Technology

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

Some genetically engineered pig

"I dunno. Maybe if they used a pumpkin or something instead of a basketball..."