Agriculture Ace T-Shirts

You're inventing agriculture, eh? Well, okay --- if you think you can handle the carbs.

The Jeopardy of Progress

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

View to the Future

Garden.

'I had to overcome stereotypical misunderstandings about who makes a good leader.'

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

Biodiversity

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

Land of the Average Sized Cows!

Crop duster wanted.

Alien crapload

'What do you think of the new Mars Mover I just ordered from The Whole Mars Catalogue?'

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

You will always find a spot to garden

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

"I'm going to be late... my driverless car is stick behind an autonomous tractor."

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

Man in radiation suit with 'Fresh Farm Produce'.

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

Some genetically engineered pig

Ready, Steady, genetically Modify.

Snail trap

Small time farmer sees Superfarm robots next door

Disraeli's Local Taxation Reform for Agricultural Interest

'With all the new laws being proposed, our tomatoes with founder genes may soon be an endangered species.'

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

"Looks promising. I just hope you aren't leading us down the garden path again."

Obsolete: Any piece of machinery that you bought last week for $100,000.

'The dept. of agriculture says yes, the environmental protection agency says maybe, and the food and drug administration says no.'