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The Jeopardy of Progress

The adoration of the gels.

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"Ninja bread men"

"He's going to be O.K., but he still wants you to remarry."

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

"Arthur, I need my space."

'The highest court in the land.'

"First, I'll read the minutes from your last weddings."

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

"It's my attorney. Have you seen my list of things about you that drive me crazy?"

"I'm tired of this cave. I want a condo!"

'All he wants is sex, sex, sex!'

'You're docile enough alright, but I don't like how you grind your teeth while you sleep!'

"I'll kill you if you crack your knuckles again."

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

"I've got something in what used to be a decrepit, run-down, unfashionable area."

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World hunger

"The landlord has promised to sort out the damp problems."

strong man bends an iron bar

'Dear, your ego is stepping on my shoes again.'

"I think your tailor has seriously miscalculated your rise, Herbert."

'It's the people downstairs again.'