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'The highest court in the land.'

The adoration of the gels.

Muscles

Instructional guide to scribbling

"Ninja bread men"

'Just follow these simple instructions.'

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

"The saying Use It or Lose It isn’t referring to one’s appetite."

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

Superbug Research Go For It / Got it

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

'She's one of our nurses hiding from the patient load.'

Upper West Side Story

Look on the bright side...they'll probably name a disease after you.

"This is off our first TikTok."

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

'How could it have been rough for you back in Pharmacy school, Dad? You only had penicillin and aspirin.'

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

'Well, we're off for our xmas break - I'm sure you can manage without us for a couple of weeks.'

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

Vaccine hurdles

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

'We're trying to use a team approach to medicine, but we're having trouble fitting everyone!'

'Where does it hurt?'

ANd the Oscar for the best special side effects goes to ASTRAZENECA!

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