Marijuana Maven Gifts

'The highest court in the land.'

The adoration of the gels.

Muscles

Instructional guide to scribbling

"Ninja bread men"

'Just follow these simple instructions.'

"The saying Use It or Lose It isn’t referring to one’s appetite."

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

Superbug Research Go For It / Got it

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

'She's one of our nurses hiding from the patient load.'

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

"This is off our first TikTok."

Upper West Side Story

Broadway Theater coming productions. Look, they're bringing back a production of "Hair" with all the original cast members. It's going to be called "Bald".

Look on the bright side...they'll probably name a disease after you.

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

'How could it have been rough for you back in Pharmacy school, Dad? You only had penicillin and aspirin.'

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

'Well, we're off for our xmas break - I'm sure you can manage without us for a couple of weeks.'

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

Vaccine hurdles

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Top Ten Hit

'We're trying to use a team approach to medicine, but we're having trouble fitting everyone!'

'Where does it hurt?'

ANd the Oscar for the best special side effects goes to ASTRAZENECA!