Agricultural Student T-Shirts

'So, basically, that's how you tip a cow.'

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'Life is great' down on the farm.

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

View to the Future

Cow's straw

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

GMOs: The Next Generation

I fart more than that!

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

HELLth Food Sprouts

Okay, dig that one up!

A Tumble Cow

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

Biodiversity

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

'Who's the new guy?'

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

"Relax. They're just crows."

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

"You're famous, Angus."

"We fear no more for today is our Independence Day!"

Who knew grass migrates?