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Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

The Jeopardy of Progress

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

'Life is great' down on the farm.

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

Milking the Cow.

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

Biodiversity

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….

A Tumble Cow

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

"You're famous, Angus."

"We fear no more for today is our Independence Day!"

Who knew grass migrates?

300 cows in a field...grazing!

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

"Relax. They're just crows."

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

Farmer Christmas.

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'