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'Now if you're looking for a tractor that will get out there and get the work done.'

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Cow in love'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

An early space launch attempt.

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

Free Range Employees.

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

Cow of BEEF

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

Wild Cow.

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

'The sty is falling!!'

"Do kids eat free?"

No caption (A mother cow is holding a calf. The baby is sucking on a pacifier shaped like udders).

Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm.

Dogs and Chickens

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

'George, stop playing with the children.'

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

Money Tree

Need I say, timing and accuracy are imperative?!

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

BOO MOO!

A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing.